An American in Paris

Well let it be noted: no one has ascended back to heaven…and I’m not in hell [yet].  So suck on that crazy rapture preacher!

Anyway….we didn’t do much today other than drink beer and walk around and nap.  In that order.  We woke up from our nap to find the crazy old lady in our dorm yelling at Patrick because his “cell phone makes her crazy.”  She’s french and so here’s a basic translation of the conversation that transpired between them…..