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- Crazy old lady: Your cell phone. It disturbs me.
- Patrick: I'm sorry I don't have a cell phone.
- COL: Yes, but when it goes off it disturbs me.
- P: I don't have a phone. Maybe it's someone else? I'm sorry.
- COL: Yes but I see you wake up every time it goes off. It must be your phone. And it disturbs me.
- P: I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE. You can check my stuff if you want.
- COL: What country are you from? English? (Note: this is not a mistranslation. She actually said "English.")
- P: No, I'm American.
- COL: Oh well....*shufflemumblegrumbleshuffle*
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